Having a tan in China qualifies you as a farmer. So probably the best way to get a tan is doing some farm work.
All Chinese sun-blocker has "active whitener" in it to avoid you getting a tan.

Guys you are going wildly off topic (As usual).
There were no questions about food. Anyway there is a western style backery (Wicker Basket) next to the KIA. New hospitals as well and the Kunming Children Hospital is two blocks away (Next to Wallmart). There are several nice living compounds around the KIA. Even an ice-skating place is under construction and will be opened soon.

Kunming is a city of e-bikes. Living compounds normally have a guarded bike parking with facilities to charge overnight. Much cleaner and easier on the paperwork as well. e-bikes dont require a licence while all petrol engined vehicles do.

I know all about Monty Python and this whole bitcoin thing I think belongs in that realm as well. Would that help?

Doing driving lessons in China requires enormous amount of time. Lessons take all day. Most of the time will be spent on the back seat cramped in with other students will cruising at max 40 km/h over deserted roads in rural area. Basic technique is learned in driving parks were bamboo sticks replacing real life cars. This makes driving lessons in China not only extremely time consuming but as well rather useless. One does not learn to interact with other traffic or learn to control nerves when parking between real cars.
Since it is forbidden by law to drive as a student on a motorway one does not learn this as well. (I think students never get above 3rd gear anyway).
This all explains why there is so much erratic driving in this country.
One option done by some is to sign up for driving lessons in off season holiday spots. Instead of hanging around in the back of a car one can hang around in the hotel used by the driving school and do something else. I seen this in Puzhehe and I think it might be possible in Dali as well.
Frankly I think it might be better to go back to your home country and get a real driving licence there.