How about The EastWest Cafe?

How about "Bloody Bucket" and advertise bar fights every Friday night!!

We one named that and like that in rural west Texas

The Big Bang

[name of ex-wife]'s Secret

The Legend of Red Cloud [or another local legend]
www.linkungfu.com/redcloud.php

The Kanas Monster (Xinjiang's version of the Loch Ness)
"Monsters" emerge again in Kanas Lake of China's Xinjiang
english.people.com.cn/90001/90782/91341/6215322.html

The "No Inspiration Bar" 无灵吧

The "No Inspiration Bar" 无灵吧

How about a Sino-French name, like La Duzi

The Camel's Toe. because there are a lot of camels up there.

The Dizzy Goat 晕羊吧

Kung Fu Camel

I really had some hope that we might actually get somewhere on this, but alas things seem to be on a downward spiral. I think even if I doubled or quadrupled the bar tab (which I'm not) things wouldnt get any better. I'd hoped that some of the negative energy here could be funneled into something more positive, but it seems its not to be.

Lets just get back to personal attacks and cheap shots like before- lesson learned

* a thanks to blobbles and a couple of others for actually trying...