hahaha.
superman never made any money
saving the world from solomon grundie
and sometimes i despair
the world will never see another man like him
— can't remember who sings that

The staff workin' for d' man, don't give a monkey's about you or d' man. They won't try to rip you off.

The little guy with hungry mouths to feed, can be one o' dem who will shaft you as deep as dey can go. They has no pride, nor ethics, nor edercation. Dem just wants yer dough. Dem smiles sweetly, and laffs behin' yer back. 'Dum laowai dun pay too much'.

ahahah, this has to be the most hilarious thread on GoKm!

Not only is the little old lady over charging you but i thinks she is selling some of you tainted fruit as you are acting a little loopy!

OP poisoning would explain some of the comments on here.

faster than a speeding bullet!
can spot a tainted tomato a mile away!
can smuggle a twinkies in his backback and get by the metro security guards!
it's a bird! it's a plane! it's Superlaowai!