Me: magnifico because i have an inflated ego and delusions of grandeur.

123go?

crazy.laowai?

thebeargirl?

blobbles?

anyone else?

Mine is a tag I have been using for years - based on Mr Blobby who I went through a phase of liking when I was about 12! It stuck as it was unique and hints at my real name. Its also readable and doesn't need a string of numbers to make it fairly unique. Have been thinking of changing to "Flapper" because I tend to go oonnnn and onnnn in comments - I need to learn to write more succinctly. :-)

laotou - old head. I was gonna use lao pigu (old ass), since I seem to think more with my pigu than my tou.

First part of my Chinese name translated back to English.

mine is very confusing,1,I love the cartoon names happy tree friends.there's a cute bear,2,I'm very angry girl sometimes (expecially when i got my pms)angry like a bear,3,all my ex are big,some of them are huge like a bear can make me feel very secure.4,I play that computer game name's League of Legends-LOL,,there's a character her name's Annie,she have a bear,we both cute and evil like hell,everytime i play her u have no idea how many people i killed.5,all my teddy bears are huge too,geez no space for myself in my bed cause all that bears u know........:P.-_~

I am a crazy foreigner.

I travel a lot. KMG is the airport code for Kunming.

Daz is a diminutive of David.
Dazzer is an extension of this.

thanks to everyone for responses.

crazy.laowai, thank you for falling right into my trap. by your own admission, you're crazy.

ok, good. so there are only 2 possibilities here:
1 - you are genuinely crazy

2 - you're a troll trying to drive other people crazy

In either case, why would anybody be stupid enough to continue to read anything you have to say?

@Magnifico.

Don't encourage him. He'll probably open an account called "MyFourthFakeID" or something like that!