Some people I have met seem to think that Kiwi's are a nice bunch. Those who know me well realise this is not the case.
For those who don't let me tell you, you are dead wrong!

Exhibit A

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Chingis, I don't think you can be called a douchebag. Most of us have started using that word as a familiar term of address for people we like.

In NZ we use the term "arse hat" in the same way. What would you call this guy then?

Looking at the comments attached to this story, and on the original NZ news site, the word 'Wanker' is used several times.

For just a brief moment - I thought this was a push for a pseudo NZ based health product...

Since "dou" means many/all and "che" means car - this must be all the cars named after the kiwi bird.

As a fellow kiwi, I can see how this could be misconstrued. What obviously happened here is he accidentally dropped his 165kg weight onto a petrol tanker and is trying to cover his ass. I know that when I am benching 223kg and drop it, I have to catch it with my foot lest it falls onto an accelerant and wreaks deadly mayhem. The fact he finished his set (and I am sure he can provide falsified workout sheets to prove it) absolves him of all responsibility.