Everyone - thanks much for the feedback and inputs. I installed a shutoff valve on the gas heater (flash or on-demand) while trying to salvage the previous water heater (lost cause) which we gradually shunt as the heater becomes less effective as the days roll by. The stupid crappy lying...blah blah blah handyman tried to tell me I need to restrict the water flow to get hot water - rendering the shower less effective than spitting. I countered with "it worked fine when we bought it" to which he countered "you'll need to replace the heat exchanger whatchamacallit thingy for ¥200+" and since the thing still sorta works - he won't replace it under the warranty as HE has to pay for the part out of pocket (to which my BS filter kicked in and didn't hear the rest of his spiel). However his comment about responsibility for the prob kind of makes sense as dirty gas is not the mfg's problem - it's my prob - thank you very much Kunming Gas & Electric.
GAS "ON-DEMAND/FLASH" HEATERS
Dirty gas - requires monthly maintenance eventually resulting in obliteration of the heat exchange and temperature monitoring sensors.
Additional hidden cost ¥200-300+ after the warranty runs out.
ELECTRIC HEATERS
Water pressure problem.
Resolved by installing Pressure pump and generally screwing the neighbor's water pressure - but who would know it's you eh? I see an April fool's prank in there...wait for the neighbors to start their shower, then fire up the bath tub. Gyahahahaha...(one too many manga)
Big ol' hunkin piece of machinery on the wall (and if one follows the guidelines) in both the bathroom AND the kitchen. One more thing to fall off the wall during an earthquake.
SOLAR
Buyer beware - and especially beware the mom n pop "solar heaters are us" joints.
Maybe better to import foreign (HK?) stuff.
GAS BILL
FYI - we're burning thru about ¥200-300 a month on the gas, while our neighbors are doing about ¥20-30. My six-month gas bill was ¥1600-ish - the neighbors - about ¥200-300. Truthfully, I suspect someone in the building tapped our gas main (or EVERYONE in the building) - but I checked their gas bill (the joys of china - everyone's bill is posted on the public bulletin board) and they all look pseudo normal - except for me, the gas hog. So either our water heater's burning through gas like an oil refinery - or we have a leak. Our electric bill is only 3x the average neighbor's bill, so really not sure what to make of the sudden hike in our gas bill. Our water bill - if anyone cares - was about ¥1500 (over 2-3 months?). Too many women in the house taking luxurious hot baths and showers, I suppose. I live and work primarily to support the water, gas, and electric companies and their employees in Yunnan, not to mention paying our rather dim-witted but generally pleasant ayi - who earns more than most college grads. If you think I'm being mean - the ayi couldn't help resolve my son's grade 2 math homework...and her handwriting and reading abilities are also sub grade 2 - but she's reliable and pleasant (better darn well be pleasant for what I'm paying her).
HANDYMAN
I laughed at/with him and politely told him to get lost until next month, when the water temperature once again drops below 38 C (normal temperature for giving babies baths), despite maximum gas flame and shunting the water to a trickle. Sometimes, I really hate living in Kunming.
UPGRADES
Don't wanna drop another penny into this place and I'm EXTREMELY wary of buying local solar heaters - legitimate bubble gum, rubber band, and duct tape construction fears. The apartment is ancient and we wanna move (buy) a more modern apartment with a BIG pseudo-park area for the kids to play, ride bikes, and generally scream and yell to their heart's content outside, without driving me nutso. Not to mention get away from the bars, KTVs, and generally crappy stores with their crappy blah blah blah whine whine whine - although this place is great for the young 'uns - aside from the midnite curfew on the manually operated gate lorded over by the entrenched security guard and her immense family (all squeezed into a roughly 5x5 meter room, designed for a single occupant.
I'm guessing the NEWER areas, such as chenggong and maybe dianchi have newer piping etc - which in my dream equates to cleaner gas, etc. I know it's just an illusion - but permit me to fantasize.
BUCKO
Thanks for the home fixit ideas. If you make it this far down the blog - which builder's market do you loiter? I'm kind of browned off at B&Q. Guess I'll go do a google search on gas filters - see if I can fix the problem at the source, without blowing up the apartment. When I look at the gas and water piping and the electrical wiring in the house - the word "amateur" springs to mind...amidst other choice non-printable invectives.
NEXT BLOG - REPLACING THE BATH TUB ODYSSEY
Got a couple of new things on the list - one is replacing the jacuzzi bath tub - the jacuzzi part perished long ago and the pipes have some kind of fungus that floats out occasionally when the kids are bathing - replacing the bathtub is seriously high on the fixit list. I'm just dying to find out what kind of insanity awaits with that seemingly simple task. I think I'll insert/install a water shut-off valve INSIDE the house prior to that event...just in case. And yes, this place is seriously old - the water shut-off valve is outside at the common octopus rig - where one small hose feeds into something like 12 equally sized hoses - god forbid we should all try to shower at the same time.
At least last year's cockroach infestation has abated - I think we genocided them with the chinese bug spray - either that or they moved to greener pastures as I make the ayi hyper-clean the kitchen daily AND check to make sure the work is done...daily - coincides with my making the kids' breakfast every morning...
OPTIONAL - REPLACING THE WASHING MACHINE
I'm sure the water in this place has problems also - however we'll see how that affects those combo washer/dryer all-in-one units. The gas heater worked 90 days before the hidden probs kicked in. I'm quivering with excitement over what new and bizarre things to expect with the washing machine, the BS filters are hair triggered and rearing to go!