Napoleon, are you thick?

And a shocking lack of a sense of humour. You're a Yank and you can't hide it.

Noodley, what happened to your Subway? And where in London was it?

Howdy do, I''m Slim and I just wanna say I ate at that there Subway over at the wangfrogjen shopping place and WA real nice. But I jes wanna say I like the noodle things here too. But it was nice to have a good sandwich. I had three in fact. And some oatmeal cookies. But I don't Ming that meshein noodle soup too. Right good.

Oh no...

Waiting Nood... or are you frantically searching for a location since you aren't familiar with London.?