How about
"Dried Fried Ass Meat Xiang Stlye"
"BurnedMeat Flavor Biscuits"
"Very Suspicious Supermarket"
"Chocolate Dick Sticks"
"Garlic Dishwashing Liquid"

I'd buy Garlic Dishwashing Liquid. Where'd you find that? :P

I want the chocolate dick sticks :P

I love this thread. I can only add

"Flesh Popiscle"

Whopper
1. anything uncommonly large of its kind
2. a big lie