I will be in KM in a little over a week. What is the first thing I should do for a true Kunming experience?

I want Bill to answer this!

Then do it by PM

Try the local food

I strongly recommend wen hua alley on Wen Lin street, there're a lot of nice local restaurants around there.

if u can, i suggest u read something about kunming during "II world war", kunming is pretty famous during that time, u can find some old places, old streets.

Thanks all.

Crazy Laowai,

You've been on this site less than a week and already you're the most annoying douchebag to post here since Gaoxing. But although your posts are, like his, selfish and astonishingly self-unaware, yours aren't even funny. You ask the dumbest questions phrased in the most self-serving way possible, make pedantic observations, outsource questions answerable by a Google search, use retarded chatspeak while playing up your linguistic credentials, and generally act like a gasbag jerkoff. From your idiotic handle to your pompous comments about wine and "the good life," you are a giant douche.

Vearn,
Very nice to meet you. Are all Kunmingers as friendly and welcoming as you?