That's nothing..... I went back to Urumqi for a bit of peace and quiet only to find my neighbor had decided to open a jade cutting factory in his private garage. I went down for a look and he's got this huge saw with which he is cutting through this multi- ton hunk of rock. Its already been 3 weeks, 16 hours a day, and it still isnt even close to being done.

He's made life misery for the whole complex, the selfish cnut!