While bored just now was browsing the classifieds as the personals can sometimes be funny...

www.gokunming.com/en/classifieds/item/53323/hello_kunming

Got to be quote of the year on this one! Copying it here in case the ad gets harmonised...

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth."

I think I've seen this quotation somewhere else. I guess it makes sense, but it's a rather curious thing to quote when looking for a friend.

If it's raining, no one can see, but only you feel the warmth :)

if you sit on your friends lap when you go pee, then they will feel the warmth too

I suppose it better than "Everyone can smell it, but only you can feel the heat."

'please do not hasitale' errr what now?

LOL. I was looking at the personals, too--out of boredom- and I took a screen shot of the "pee-brain". Was it a bad Chenglish translation or does something think that the way to a girl's heart is through her bodily functions?

i think the guy is from Sri Lanka

Pea brain, perhaps.